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REACTIONS TO MY PAGE O' SHIT:

Person1: I've come to the conclusion that you are a fucking moron
Me: why is this?
Person1: if cops are around and you have a beer, drop it where you stand, don't try and sneak it back to its proper spot
Me: i wasn't trying to sneak it to its proper spot, i was trying to sneak it into my mouth
Person1: ok, so you weighed the options of beer w/trouble and no beer w/o trouble, and you went with beer w/trouble?
Person1: that is fucking stupid
Person1: what are you an alcoholic?
Me: peter, i was completely fucking wasted, i was not thinking clearly, what is your problem?
Person1: I don't have a problem, just making an observation
Person1: that is without doubt, a large collection of worthless shit
Me: YOU are, without a doubt, the biggest asshole i know
Person1: I was agreeing with the fucking title of the website
Person1: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, don't get your panties in a knot
Me: hehehe
Me: i'm not wearing any panties, baby
Person1: uh oh

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Me: have i spammed you yet about my site's recent updates?
Person2: no, but i read it already anyway, i saw it in your profile
Me: wait, what did you see? i just updated it like an hour ago
Person2: yes i saw all that
Me: ok
Me: i'm just surprised that people actually look at my profile sometimes
Person2: when i get bored and profoundly disgusted, i look for something worse than me, thank god for AIM
Me: heh
Me: am i worse than you?
Person2: you're the first person i look for
Me: haha
Person2: then i feel better knowing true evil
Person2: or at least true intoxication
Me: only one thing on that page is the result of intoxication
Person2: your life?

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Person3: your webpage is the greatest web page ever.
Me: i know
Me: who are you?
Person3: I have a friend at the University of Maryland
Me: who?
Person3: Where do you find all these websites?
Me: i have my sources
Me: who's your friend at md?
Person3: [name I've never seen/heard before]
Me: hmmm...i don't know him
Person3: Except the time cube shit .. I just don't understand that
Me: wow, my website's really getting around if people i don't know have seen it
Person3: I don't know how he found your webpage but he just told me to go to it so I thought I'd check it out
Me: cool
Person3: www.snopes2.com Urban Legend Website
Me: yeah, i've been there
Me: i think i have a link to it on my site, actually
Person3: Oh you might I don't know
Me: yeah, i have a link to a specific legend on there
Person3: What legend?
Me: i forget
Me: sorry, i'm drunk right now
Me: it has something to do with the terrorist crap i know
Person3: Are you an alcoholic
Me: no
Me: thanks for your concern though

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Me: my website = updated x 1000
Person1 again: well that was quite a waste of time
Me: yeah, i know
Me: sorry
Person1: no big deal, it's just a reflection of the webmaster
Person1: oooooooohhhhhhh
Me: