THIS IS
PART OF A LONG SERIES OF VERY FUNNY FAKE CYBERSEX SCENARIOS MADE UP ON THE PITCHFORKMEDIA
MESSAGEBOARD BY A POSTER NAMED DR. NINJAFORKIAN. J-DOGG IS BASED ON A REAL PERSON.
J-Dogg: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I
don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
Partner5: Thats ok. Ok I'm a japanese schoolgirl, what are you.
J-Dogg: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
Partner5: Haha, ok lets go.
Partner5: I put my hand through your hair, and kiss you on the neck.
J-Dogg: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
Partner5: Haha, ok, you know that turns me on.
Partner5: I start unbuttoning your shirt.
J-Dogg: Rhinoceruses don't were shirts.
Partner5: No, your not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
J-Dogg: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.
Partner5: Stop, c'mon be serious.
J-Dogg: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
J-Dogg: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
Partner5: Thats it.
J-Dogg: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my
potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor.
You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
J-Dogg: Goddam am I hard now.
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