THIS IS
PART OF A LONG SERIES OF VERY FUNNY FAKE CYBERSEX SCENARIOS MADE UP ON THE PITCHFORKMEDIA
MESSAGEBOARD BY A POSTER NAMED DR. NINJAFORKIAN. J-DOGG IS BASED ON A REAL PERSON.
Partner3: You
ready for some lovin'?
Jay_Z: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
Partner3: I like your music Jay... Tee hee.
Jay_Z: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
Partner3: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
Partner3: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
Jay_Z: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Partner3: What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
Jay_Z: Oh shit
Partner3: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were
sending me fucking kiddie porn you fuck up.
Jay_Z: Oh shit
Jay_Z: damn I gotta write down their names or something...
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