THIS IS
PART OF A LONG SERIES OF VERY FUNNY FAKE CYBERSEX SCENARIOS MADE UP ON THE PITCHFORKMEDIA
MESSAGEBOARD BY A POSTER NAMED DR. NINJAFORKIAN. J-DOGG IS BASED ON A REAL PERSON.
J-Dogg: Baby, I been havin a tough
night so treat me nice aight?
Partner3: Aight.
J-Dogg: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
Partner3: I slip out of my pants, just for you, J-Dogg.
J-Dogg: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Partner3: Oh, I like to play dress up.
J-Dogg: Me too baby.
Partner3: I kiss you softly on your chest.
J-Dogg: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
Partner3: Hey...
J-Dogg: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
Partner3: Funny I still don't see it.
J-Dogg: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Fuck of the Beyondness.
Partner3: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
J-Dogg: Don't fuck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
J-Dogg: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine
bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
Partner3: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
J-Dogg: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack,
leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
J-Dogg: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot
Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my
accomplishments
and makes like it was cause of him.
J-Dogg: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
J-Dogg: Baby?
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