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My friend decided to email the bastard again. He didn't receive a response for awhile, so he fired off this letter and received the answer just a couple hours later.
From: [friend] <XXXXXXXXXX>
To: Gene Ray <oray612959@earthlink.net>
Subject:
Date: Wed, 26 Sep 2001 02:39:04 +0000
hello timecube brother!
so, me and my fellow cube-bretheren here at school have been wondering why we haven't
received a reply to the email i send a good two or three weeks ago. we understand
that there are no infinte days in a 96-hour period, but with 4 days in every 24 hours, we
expected at least a lousy, piddling reply.
what gives? as the world shuddered in horror with america under attack, all of us
could only fixate on the obvious conclusion- had the ENEMY found their way to YOU?
please reply this time- if we don't hear from you, we are prepared to end our lives in a
ritualistic mass-suicide on the freshman quad.
sincerely,
the building b timecube carwash company
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From: Gene Ray <oray612959@earthlink.net>
To: [friend] <XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX>
Subject: Re:
Date: Wed, 26 Sep 2001 00:01:52 -0700
Too many stuipd and evil people e-mail me. I just dont't have Time to answer all
their e-mail. Have your stupid ass pedants allowed you to debate the Time Cube yet? That
is really a crime, but don't worry about it, I recognize both your stupidy and
gutlessness. You might have made an error - for there are not 4 simulataneous days within
24 hours, BUT within a single rotation of Earth.
Gene Ray