PART THREE OF THE BAREITALLJESS SAGA...THE BEST DEFENSE IS A
GOOD OFFENSE...OR SOMETHING
Me: so...WHO THE FUCK
ARE YOU?!?!?!?!
bareitalljess: that's
no way to talk to an old friend, now is it??
Me: no, it's not, but
considering i've never met you, i don't think it matters
Me: now SPILL IT
bareitalljess: You know my name... Jessica
bareitalljess: Jessica Flaime
Me: sigh...
Me: who put you up to
fucking with my head?
bareitalljess: I could give you my social
security # if you like
bareitalljess: just kidding
Me: i know that if you
aren't one of my friends playing a trick on me, then you know one of my friends and you
are playing a trick on me on their behalf
Me: so quit playing around and tell me
bareitalljess: This isn't a joke and if
you're not going to be serious with me and talk to me, then why'd you IM me??
bareitalljess: I'm sick of answering the
same fucking question all the time
Me: sigh...this is going
nowhere
bareitalljess: where would you like this to
go??
bareitalljess: I'll go anywhere
Me: grrrr
Me: why won't you just
tell me? you've had your fun, why are you still playing this stupid game?
bareitalljess: you can talk to me when
you're ready to ahve a serious conversation...until then... don't IM me!!!
bareitalljess: you've hurt my feelings ass
hole
Me: oh, shut up
bareitalljess signed off at 7:53:53 PM.
TO PART FOUR OF THE
BAREITALLJESS SAGA
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