PART TWO OF THE BAREITALLJESS SAGA...CONTACT IS MADE THROUGH
AIM:
Me: yo,
i got your letter...uh...who are you?
bareitalljess: That depends... who are you?
Me: i asked you first
Me: the letter said that
we met at senior week?
bareitalljess: I'm Jessica Flaime
Me: well, frankly i don't
remember...where did we supposedly meet? :-)
bareitalljess: on the boardwalk
bareitalljess: hey, who's [friend]??
bareitalljess: he keeps IMing me
Me: oh, that's just one
of my friends
Me: i told a couple
people about this mysterious e-mail and now everybody wants to know who you are
bareitalljess: well, tell him to get off my
back. just tell him that you know me to get
him to leave me alone
Me: he's way ahead of
you, he went to go study
bareitalljess: ok
Me: just to make sure
this isn't a mistake, what boardwalk are we talking about? like, what city?
bareitalljess: ocean city, but enough about
that... what are you wearing right now?
bareitalljess: or should i say, what aren't
you wearing???
Me: haha, ok, who is this
really?
bareitalljess: who do you want me to be?
Me: i think you're one of
my friends playing a joke on me
bareitalljess: not you, Tiger
Me: what?
bareitalljess: don't you remember?
Me: nope
bareitalljess: the carousel?
Me: sorry
Me: i got nothing
Me: so, if we met and
apparently did something, what's my name?
bareitalljess: Chris [last name]
bareitalljess: And I know other things about
you:-)
Me: like what?
bareitalljess: ask me anything
Me: where do i live?
bareitalljess: [town, state], but youre at
[college] now
Me: ok, what's my
birthday?
bareitalljess: that i don't know.
bareitalljess: but you don't know mine
either
Me: of course not, i
don't know who you are yet
bareitalljess: lol
bareitalljess: youre such a tease
Me: oh am i?
bareitalljess: you are
Me: well, what high
school did i go to?
bareitalljess: i know you know who i am
Me: i'll figure it out
eventually
bareitalljess: um... thomas jefferson?
Me: what are you babbling
about now?
bareitalljess: you asked what high school
you went to
Me: YOU'RE thomas
jefferson?!??! NO WAY!!!! AWESOME!!!
Me: oh
Me: no, you're wrong
Me: haha
bareitalljess: what are you talking about?
Me: i'm talking about i
never went to a thomas jefferson high school
bareitalljess: well... you cant expect me to
know everything about you, at least i remembered your e-mail address
Me: i never gave anybody
my e-mail address in ocean city
Me: come on, who is this
REALLY?
bareitalljess: Jessica
Me: sigh
bareitalljess: you seriously dont remember
who i am?
Me: seriously
Me: how did we meet?
bareitalljess: why are making all these
people im me?
bareitalljess: they're being relly sick
Me: i'm not making
anybody IM you
bareitalljess: stop it
Me: i'm trying to make
them NOT IM you
Me: they won't listen
though
bareitalljess: why do that have my screen
name then?
bareitalljess: you had to of given it to
them
Me: because i was asking
everybody who you were because i figured it was a joke by one of my friends
Me: well, you said in
your letter that you'd include a picture, but you didn't
Me: maybe that would help
me remember
Me: but i doubt it, since
you're fake
bareitalljess: all right
bareitalljess: directly connect and i'll
send it again
Me: uh...how do i do
that?
bareitalljess wants to directly connect.
bareitalljess is now directly connected.
bareitalljess: okay
bareitalljess: hang on
Me: ok
bareitalljess: stupid picture... this might
take me a minute
Me: what's taking so
long? busy searching the internet for a good fake picture?
bareitalljess: no, my computer is not
working right. but i'm scanning the picture
again
bareitalljess: it'll be a minute
Me: sure
Me: hey, how'd you get
the name "bareitall"? are you a stripper?
bareitalljess: lol
bareitalljess: thats a joke between me and
my friends
bareitalljess: i fell out of my bikini once
at the pool
Me: interesting
bareitalljess: i should have explained that
Me: eh
bareitalljess: why isnt this working?
Me: because you're
stalling because you don't have a pic because you're playing a trick on me
Me: right? :-)
Me: well, in the
meantime, you may as well tell me about yourself
Me: where are you from?
bareitalljess: do u wnat to see a pic of me
?
Me: yes
bareitalljess wants to send file C:\WINDOWS\Desktop\me.bmp.
Connection problem with bareitalljess; the file will not be
sent. (If you and your buddy are each behind a different firewall, then the connection
will not work; check with your network administrator if you are not sure about your
firewall status.).
Me: argh
bareitalljess: accept it ?
Me: i did
Me: firewalls suck
bareitalljess: lemme resend it
Me: that won't help
bareitalljess wants to send file C:\WINDOWS\Desktop\me.bmp.
I received c:\download\nancygang\me.bmp.
Me: oh ok
Me: hmmm
bareitalljess: you like it ?
bareitalljess: a good pic hunh ?
Me: yeah, but i still
don't know who you are
bareitalljess: that didn't jog your memory?
Me: no
bareitalljess: you were drunker than i
thought
bareitalljess: they're kinda squished there
Me: why? because i don't
recognize somebody's breasts?
bareitalljess: you ought to remember mine,
you said they were your first pair!
Me: yeah, uh, that never
happened...
bareitalljess: you sure?
bareitalljess: i seem to remember
differently
Me: i'm quite sure
bareitalljess: i know things about you that
you would never guess
Me: like what?
bareitalljess: stuff
Me: can you be any more
specific?
bareitalljess: that depends
Me: on what?
bareitalljess: is anyone else in the room?
Me: not at the moment
bareitalljess: are they going to read what i
say?
Me: i said nobody was in
here
bareitalljess: are you going to send it to
all your friends?
Me: that depends on what
it is
bareitalljess: well then, no way
Me: ok, fine, i won't
bareitalljess: it gives away the extent of
our interaction
Me: well, considering
that extent is nothing, i don't think you have to worry about it
bareitalljess: what if i could tell you the
exact dimensions and distinguishing features of your cock?
Me: go ahead
bareitalljess: okay...
bareitalljess: i will...
bareitalljess signed off at 10:15:12 PM.
bareitalljess direct connection is closed.
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BAREITALLJESS SAGA
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